This is amazing. The unicorn in “extraneous scenery” wins.
I’m dying over the unreliable narrator. I wish I could love this a hundred times. The critical reaction is so spot on.
Yes because jaime would totally rape cersei
the jaime that felt sick at the sound of hearing rhaella targaryen raped
the jaime that also felt sick after he heard of ellia and her babies being brutally murdered
THE JAIME THAT GOT HIS HAND CUT OFF SAVING HIS FRIEND FROM BEING RAPED
THE JAIME THAT SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE IF HE WAS A WOMAN THAN LET SOMEONE RAPE HIM
A royal ball at Beast’s castle and here’s the early arrivals.