Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.
next time you feel bad about yourself just buy some hot ass underwear
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub